Dear Abby

[ChrisSabo]

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Mt. Washington, KY who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.

My parents live in Morehead and one of my sisters, who lives in West Liberty, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Covington.

I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Eddyville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Campton. She is a part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is an Obama supporter?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

[duckmeat]

Lol that is pretty funny.

I've been to Mt. Washington and was seeing this girl from there. It's pretty much Dungannon on steroids. I was reading this and could definitely see how it could be true.

[ChrisSabo]

I've been in Covington, KY before. I could definitely see there being plenty of prostitutes there.

[pvfan]

Covington used to be known as the hooker capital of KY didn't it? I've heard more about it and Nashville for that than any other two towns.

[ChrisSabo]

I remember a few years back going through Covington and Newport while attending some Reds games. Both places were pretty rough and I wouldn't advise walking around them late at night like I did then.